{"id":68,"date":"2007-10-15T06:00:45","date_gmt":"2007-10-14T22:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angelafardo.com\/?p=68"},"modified":"2010-08-30T03:00:42","modified_gmt":"2010-08-29T22:00:42","slug":"global-stupidity-advisory-system","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angelafardo.com\/?p=68","title":{"rendered":"Global Stupidity Advisory System"},"content":{"rendered":"<address style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">In order to respond to the many threats towards society as we know it, I have installed a global stupidity advisory system.  This system is a reflection of a variety of technical sounding algorithms that neither you or any of your friends understand but due to the fact that you don\u2019t want to come across looking stupid, you nod your head in acknowledgment just the same.  We all know that statistics and colors never lie.<!--more--><\/address>\n<div class=\"text-content Normal_External_458_488\" style=\"padding: 0px;\">\n<div class=\"Normal\">\n<p class=\"Body\">Understanding the Global Stupidity Advisory System<\/p>\n<p class=\"Body\">The world has changed. Currently, everyone is more susceptible to stupidity than ever before and will be for the foreseeable future. At all Stupidity Conditions we must remain vigilant, prepared and ready to deter stupidity. The following Stupidity Conditions each represent an increasing risk of stupidity. Beneath each Stupidity Condition are some suggested Protective Measures.<\/p>\n<p class=\"Body\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\">1. Low Condition (Green). This condition is declared when there is a low amplitude of global stupidity<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"Body\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">2. Guarded Condition (Blue). This condition is declared when there is a general risk of global stupidity.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"Body\"><span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\">3. Elevated Condition (Yellow). This condition is declared when there is a significant risk of global stupidity<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"Body\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">4. High Condition (Orange). A High Condition reflects a high risk of global stupidity<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"Body\" style=\"padding-bottom: 0pt;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">5. Severe Condition (Red). This condition is declared when there is a severe risk of global stupidity.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<address> <\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In order to respond to the many threats towards society as we know it, I have installed a global stupidity advisory system. This system is a reflection of a variety of technical sounding algorithms that neither you or any of your friends understand but due to the fact that you don\u2019t want to come across [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[23,21,22],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/angelafardo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/angelafardo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/angelafardo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angelafardo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angelafardo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/angelafardo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1015,"href":"https:\/\/angelafardo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions\/1015"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/angelafardo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angelafardo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/angelafardo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}